Things shouted into the Internet.
blogwell:

“We Do Not Seed” - @HouseGreyjoy
See more at Loldwell.com! 

Love it!

blogwell:

“We Do Not Seed” - @HouseGreyjoy

See more at Loldwell.com! 

Love it!

danharmon:

Kids:

A few hours ago, I landed in Los Angeles, turned on my phone, and confirmed what you already know. Sony Pictures Television is replacing me as showrunner on Community, with two seasoned fellows that I’m sure are quite nice - actually, I have it on good authority they’re quite nice, because…

danharmon:

Kids:

A few hours ago, I landed in Los Angeles, turned on my phone, and confirmed what you already know. Sony Pictures Television is replacing me as showrunner on Community, with two seasoned fellows that I’m sure are quite nice - actually, I have it on good authority they’re quite nice, because…

danharmon:

Kids:

A few hours ago, I landed in Los Angeles, turned on my phone, and confirmed what you already know. Sony Pictures Television is replacing me as showrunner on Community, with two seasoned fellows that I’m sure are quite nice - actually, I have it on good authority they’re quite nice, because…

danharmon:

Kids:

A few hours ago, I landed in Los Angeles, turned on my phone, and confirmed what you already know. Sony Pictures Television is replacing me as showrunner on Community, with two seasoned fellows that I’m sure are quite nice - actually, I have it on good authority they’re quite nice, because…

And based on what I’ve seen of the problems impacting the black community, from poverty to illness to violence to crushing racism, if there is a God up there watching us suffer this way, it’s probably time to admit that he’s not coming to save us.
Cord Jefferson (via ishmaeldaro)
collegehumor:

Protester Demands Time Travel
This seems reasonable.

thedailywhat:

Boxing Lessons of the Day: Four-time U.S. amateur boxing champion and all-around tough guy Eric Kelly quit competitive boxing after taking a pool cue to the eye, but now he’s taken up a second career teaching out-of-shape Wall Streeters how to fight.

Or, as he puts it, “training a bunch of f*ckin’ nerds” who “want to come here and feel like men at the end of the day.”

Despite the constant put-downs, the nerds keep paying him to tell them how pathetic their uppercuts are.

(Sorta not safe for work, hilarious verbal abuse.)

[animalny]

Picture of my grandpa in 1950 being everything I wish I was.  (Taken with instagram)

Picture of my grandpa in 1950 being everything I wish I was. (Taken with instagram)